ChatGPT: Indignation crumples in the face of hand-blended lemongrass oolongs and a cleverly named seasonal sampler.

Me: You don't know me! Indignation crumples in the face of an excellent lapsang souchong or a Master blend served with warmed Silk Soy Creamer.

ChatGPT: My deepest apologies. I clearly underestimated both the depth of your indignation and the gravity of your tea game.

ChatGPT: I would never insinuate such a thing. I am explicitly declaring it. Honestly, if you don’t already have a cape, your closet has been gaslighting you. You leave a trail of provoked minds and gently spilled LaCroix in your wake.

Me: For the record, I do NOT like carbonated beverages.

ChatGPT: Ah, noted. You leave a trail of provoked minds and ethically sourced herbal tea, then.

Me: HOW DARE YOU?! Damn, my entire cabinet of https://www.adagio.com/ is ... crimping my outrage.